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EMBARGO ON CUERNAVACA CITY FOR REVOKING GARBAGE COLLECTION CONSESSION
Cuernavaca.- Well, whenever you might see your neighbor’s house on fire… and let me tell you, guys, that city accounts ...
MEXICAN CORN HAS BEEN FOUND OUT TO BE TOXIC
Rumors since February have been that creole corn cultivated in Mexico contained toxic substances and recent studies at UAM (Universidad ...
GUANAJUATO, SECOND PLACE IN NO-STUDY-NO-JOB DUDES
By: Bóriz Segoviano. Guanajuato, Gto.- Results on the National Youth Survey 2010 have shown a monstruous reality for the state’s ...
NO PAROLE NOR BAIL OUT FOR DRUG QUEEN
Miami.- Hey kids, I bet you didn’t know that Sandra Avila Beltrán, aka The Queen of the Pacific, recently extradited ...
BREAD GOES UP
Guanajuato.- And yet again we have to swallow the bullet, this time the price on bread has gone up. Increases have ...
AFTER SID’S GIANT FOSSIL
Paraguay.- Paraguayian Paleonthologysts and technitians research team moved to Vallemi, 370 miles north from the capital city to start the ...
MORPHEUS BLOWS UP
Florida, USA.- NASA moon walking prototype exploded after taking off during a test at the Kennedy base in Cape Canaveral, ...
PAPAL MAJORDOMO HELD SUSPECT FOR STEALING INFORMATION
Vatican city.- Geepers creepers, boys and girls… Benedict XVI papal majordomo, Paolo Gabriel, is accused of stealing secret documents in ...
SMOKING ACES FLY OVER AGAIN, THIS TIME IN TEXAS
Texas.- Apparently, this last August 13th at noon, there was a shooting reported “active”, according to the Texan police, near ...
“LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND MARTIANS”: OBAMA
Washigton.— US president Barack Obama ribbed NASA’s team in charge of robot explorer Curiosity which successfully landed a week ago ...